Monday, October 09, 2006

National Association of Realtors Instructions On How To Be A Good Victim...

"Should I carry a firearm to protect myself?"

“We don’t recommend carrying them because they could be used against you with fatal results. If confronted by a knife or gun, don’t resist and give him whatever he wants and wait for the opportunity to run.”

Advice from the NAR, National Association of Realtors. Flies in the face of everything we know about criminals, and, as more and more realtors are being assaulted, is what these morons are telling women to do in order to protect themselves. Might as well have been written by the CEO and Founder of The Villains, Thieves, and Scoundrels Union.

If someone accosts you and tries to get you to enter a vehicle, there are two things to bear in mind:

#1...Running away might save your life if you happen to be faster than the bad guy.

#2...Drawing your gun and shooting the son of a bitch in the face feels so much better but just be sure you get to a pay phone or use your cell to call the police to come and mop up the mess.

DON'T BE A VICTIM. No matter what Ted Kennedy says, remember that his cars have killed more people than you most likely ever will, and just because friends and family members of those who would harm you vote for him and his cronies it doesn't mean you have to die like a dog. We were not put on this earth as fodder for liberal pets.

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