Saturday, October 28, 2006

We Get Letters

"Know anything about Delta force...?"

No. Hadn't even heard of it. What I do know is that one of the first things a newly elected President does is sign pardons for Delta Force members. Everything is filled in but the date. By law, they enjoy immunity from prosecution as long as a direct order was issued, ordering them to accomplish... whatever. For example, If the President asked Delta to shoot the Vice President in Macy's window, not only would they do so without blinking an eye, they could not be prosecuted. But...liberals and other weepy creatures are infamous for digging up loopholes or simply harassing patriotic Americans, so Presidential Pardons await such an event just in case. Of the 1000 Delta Force members, approximately 250 are wet-workers with the remaining number available for recon and logistics. Training is forever ongoing, as members die and retire, so new blood is always ready to step in.

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